We've got a $5-$10 limit seat open and they call "Is Vincent still in the room?" I laugh and tell the table, “We'll make big money if someone named Vincent sits down” (laughter). Then I turn around to look at the people waiting, and there's this kid with this ridiculously fancy dress shirt on and I say, “Never mind, we want pretty boy.” (more laughter).
Well, don't worry; no decision necessary, it's the same guy. So I say to the table, I'll bet someone a red chip we're about to hear the phrase "sir, please take your chips out of the rack." The dealer stops us from betting of course, but ol' Vince sits down with that damn plastic rack just sitting there. (Giggling is heard; ol' Vince looks around, feeling a little paranoid). The dealer even gives him a minute, but eventually plays along and starts to say "Sir, please take..." and can't even get it out before half the table cracks up. It was awesome.
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1 comment:
5-10 limit? when was this? id LOVE to get your ass in that game! and doesn’t
feel great to know that someone is going to lose every chip they have,
guaranteed?
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