On my way home, I stop at McDonald's. I order a super-sized value meal; the total comes to $5.17.
I reach in my pocket and neatly stack $18.98 on the counter. She says "what's all this??"
I say: "I'm all in."
She folded.
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"Man Mike, I really gotta find a way to lose some weight."1
Super-sized value meal? Good start.... Clever though, I chuckled.
1 Koelling, Chuck. How To Overcome a Two Game Deficit. Clayton Press. 2007. 148.
I'm not sure what's worse - a McD's super-sized value meal or getting your KJo cracked.
you deserve to be beaten. you have such a great blog. well written posts, greatly discussed topics, and even a little humor.
This is just stupid. you have wasted all of our time. and now you must pay.
you may choose your fate. i either get to beat you with a wiffle ball bat for 30 seconds, or i get to tell you about how my flopped 2's full got rivered for all my chips.
make your choice...
ill get the bat.
and i dont know who D.V is, but there is no such thing as KJo getting "cracked."
thank you
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